A writer for the Seattle Times recently sampled the infamous 12-egg omelet at Beth's Cafe, the 24-hour grease joint that I thought people only visited at 3 or 4 in the morning. But the surprise, the writer says, was that the omelete was "fabulous." Served up on a pizza platter, and weighing in at roughly 10 pounds, it apparently hit the spot. She goes on to say: "It's really something. Bacon, tomato, sour cream, Swiss, chili, salsa, cheddar, onions, ham, mushrooms, American cheese, various veggies. Any combination thereof."