From the September issue of Seattle Metropolitan magazine:

10. Is that the Space Needle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
9.  So, you grew up in Portland?
8.  I’ll bet you can tell me where to score some crack.
7.  M’s suck.
6.  Nice shirt. Looks even better on my mother’s hairdresser.
5.  That Bill O’Reilly makes a lot of sense if you stop and listen to him.
4.  Hey, do me a favor — tell your girlfriend not to call after 11.
3.  You know what would hide that bald spot?
2.  I wish people would stop picking on President Bush. He’s doing the best he can.
1.  Let’s fight.

Any others to add? (Via the out-of-town blog robinadr.)