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July 2008
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It's what we all need in our time of need. A toilet that greets you as you approach, raising its lid in honor of its master -- and should you require -- raising a second lid for those who'd rather stand up tall... A seat warmer. Remote control. Built in bidet. We must have shot two dozen stories for the Life of Luxury special and all anybody wants to talk about is the $5,000 toilet. (You can find one at the Bellevue branch of A Better Bath and Kitchen.) On those days when I think a cushy job in public relations would be better than what I'm doing now, I watch the Toto manager of public relations explain the bidet function of her toilet with lines like: "The washlit provides warm aerated water to wash the undercarriage of the individual. Once the cleansing cycle is completed there is a drying function that dries the user, thereby obviating the need for toilet paper." 1 Comments |
undercarriage wow that's pretty funny.